Does God SEE HIMSELF by DUANE THE GREAT WRITER...
"Bear with Me for a Moment, while I imagine what it must have been like way back then, as We take a Trip to Somewhere FarOut into Deep Dark & Really Black Outer Space, where We might find God in The Beginning, as HE is sitting someplace and 'thinking' about what to do. "HMMM... I have been Sitting Here somewhere for the Longest Time trying to figure out what to do with MYSELF, and if I should create something, like that of someone else to be Here with ME! I could first practice creating something, which I would imagine to be Stars... That's it... I will start with Stars!" So, God created Huge Rocks that floated in HIS Black Outer Space, but HE was Very Disappointed after HE created about a Hundred-Zillion of them! "There is something missing with these Stars... I know... I will Light them on Fire and they will be Rocks in Black Space on Fire called Stars!" So HE created Fire and the Rocks began to Burn! "There is still something missing... I know... I will create a place in Black Space where others like ME can live, but they will Not really be like ME, but Very, Very, Very Small & Tiny, actually Miniatures of 'something' like ME... I will Have Fun and Play Games with these Little Tiny What's it ME's!" So, then God created Ert! "Yes, I created Ert, and I Like Ert and the Little Things I created on Ert... What Fun! Ert will be a Fun Place to Laugh & Sing & Eat & Sleep!" So, in 6 & 1/2 Days, God had created Ert! "WOW! I did Not imagine this place I call Ert would be so hard to make! I must have been Hallucinating with all the Sweating I was doing while making this, Place in My Life! I created a lot of Different things Here and I have no idea what a lot of this stuff is! Maybe the Little Tiny so-called ME's will be able to figure this out as they go thru millions of Short Lifetimes Here!" HE later told others that Ert took HIM 7 Days, because HE wanted to make others 'think' HE was a Hard Worker! God was just 'practicing' with the 'itty bitty' ME's and HE was a little concerned that they might get Bigger than HIM someday, so HE made their lifetimes very short and kept them UNaware, and also HE kept making them Forget they were ever Born Before! Then God suddenly Knew that the Little ME's needed a lot of Help & Protection, so God created Angels to watch over the Little UNaware 'itty bitty' souls. As lifetimes went On & On for the Tiny Little souls, some of them began to wonder about the Planet Ert they were on. One day one of the Little Ones was talking to Another... "Hey Frank, hows it going? Say Frank, have you ever wondered where we are Here, and also, the name of This Planet, which God called Ert, really bothers Me!" They both thought for a moment, then Frank said, "You know Bob, you are right, let's change the name of This Planet to Mars!" Then Bob said, "I was thinking more along the lines of Oyth... What do You Think?" "That's a little Funny Like US!" Said Frank, as Bob's illegal unmarried Wife walked up and said, "I heard what you two were discussing, and I would suggest to call This Rock in Space We are on, Earth!" She Said. Both Bob & Frank looked at Her and Laughed & Laughed, as they walked away and drove to the Bowling Alley. God was also watching Frank & Bob and overheard them, and began to consider 'EARTH' to be what HE had called Ert. As God had created Time, the eons kept grinding away, and things got really bad on Ert, I mean Earth, so God created a savior and called Him Son, then sent Son to Oyth, I mean Earth. But almost no one liked Son, so the UNaware ME's nailed Him to a cross they made from old remodeled houses and got rid of Him. Before the Son of God left, He wrote a bunch of stories on tree trunks, which later became a Best Selling Book. There are a Lot More Fascinating Stories of God that can be told, and anyone can Keep Making Them UP for Future UNaware Generations!
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(Duane The Great Writer did NOT come from God, as He is the only one! Those who did come from God will inherit This Planet Earth and Everything on it! To this day, I would say that God Cannot See HIMSELF, nor can HE Handle what HE has Created on HIS Ert!)