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The MisUnderstood Adventures of 'Dean' Val~Part One by DUANE THE GREAT WRITER...

The MisUnderstood Adventures of 'Dean' Val~Part One by DUANE THE GREAT WRITER...
The Scene Opens at the Directors Office at HQ... “Come in Dean and sit down,” as the Director motions to a flimsy old chair in his office. “I am sure you are wondering why I called you here today... is that right?” Well, not just today, but Everyday, Sir! Why am I here?” I have another Assignment that you will probably not like, as with most of your previous Assignments,” said the Director as he was doing a crossword puzzle on his desk. “Oh please Sir, do not Assume that there is a Lot of Regret with what I have already been thru with the 'Agency' Sir!” Said Dean, as he was pulling the leaves and twigs from his sweater and pants after sleeping in the bushes outside the compound last night. “Good, we want you to keep a stiff upper lip, so to speak. The New Assignment I have for you will seem a bit strange at first, but over time, like all the other ones I have put you thru, you should get over it,” said the Director, as he turned to his computer dictionary to look up a word that matched with Hag. “I am okay so far, Sir. Besides, I need this job. I have been buying animal food and feeding the squirrels and the price of this stuff keeps going up,” said Dean, as he was feeling one of his loose teeth. “Okay... Here it is... I want you to go to a Local College and set up an Event entitled 'Your Children Your ALLNatural Environment.' Do you think you can do this Assignment?” Asked the Director, as he became rather excited and found a word that rhymed with Hag, which was Drag. “Of course, Sir... this Assignment sounds Fun, and I am sure a lot of people will like the idea... Thank you, Sir,” as Dean got up and left the Director's office. TWO DAYS LATER AT THE DIRECTOR'S OFFICE AGAIN... Dean knocks at the door... “Come in Dean,” says the Director. “Well, I am Assuming everything went well at the College with setting up the Event!” “As with all the Assignment you have given me Sir, this one is no different. The first day, and even into the night, I was very busy filling out all the Forms, which I would say there were about 260 of them. I also met with On Campus Club Members and joined 83 Campus Clubs and they gave me their 6487 page Rule Book, which for the fun of it, I decided to weigh at the grocery store while buying my tomatoes, and this Rule Book weighs in at 52 Pounds! Then I had a very short and sleepless night. On the second day at the College, as I was entering the Main Building for a final approval with all the Forms I had filled out, I was rather Shocked, but not really, as I already know what usually comes from anything this Agency dishes out to me comes to be, there were at least Fifty Armed Security Guards in the building watching me very closely as I approached the Compliance Desk! As I walked closer to HER Desk, I happened to see a poster on the wall that stated... 'Alcohol is Not the Answer, BUT, it is Way Ahead of what is in Second Place' Suddenly I felt a Strange Sensation come over me as I walked closer and up to HER Desk, and then stood there until SHE spoke to me, as SHE was very busy looking thru the Forms I had submitted. “SIT DOWN MR. DEAN VAL!” SHE said in a firm commanding voice. “I have been looking over the Forms that you have Submitted to Our Fine Institution of Higher Proposed Learning, and I find that almost Everything you are trying to do or request is inaccurate or inadequate, or just plain out of the question, so I have started 28 investigations in YOUR NAME that will get into whatever YOU are doing and where YOU are from and I will get to the bottom of this! I am already Assuming you are Guilty of Something, and to ME, that's all that matters! I will give YOU a Final Answer in 180 days or so, from today's date, as to what I can conjure up that will make YOU look and seem what I am Assuming YOU to be! Now... GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR TRESPASSING! GUARDS... ESCORT MR. DEAN VAL TO THE DOOR!” SHE Shouted as the Guards concurred. “Oh, I just remembered! I have a Question for YOU...” as several of the guards were pulling on Val... “GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!” She Shouted. (Now back at the Agency again with the Director) “You didn't Ask The Question, did you Val?” asked the Director. “I didn't get the chance, Sir!” explained Val with a lot longer explanation that went on and on. “Sir, it really seems to me that from all the Assignments you have given me where we try and share what is taking place on Planet Earth, that almost no one wants to know!” Said Val as he looked around the room for a piece of candy or even a slice of bread. “Now YOU are getting it Son! This is what I have been trying to show YOU! This world is Asleep, but it is men like YOU that will Someday Wake it Up... Now get out there and Do Something!” Said the Director as he was holding a mirror picking out the gray hairs from his head. Val slowly turned and went out the door and then outside the building to somewhere... PART TWO NEXT TIME... ASK KELSEY BROWN ON FACE BOOK FOR MORE INFORMATION!

 

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